FlexiSPY Releases Three World Firsts for iOS7 – Belarus and Bangalore Rejoice

January 24, 2014

A FlexiSPY First

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The FlexiSPY iOS Team Have Delivered Three New Firsts For iOS7.

• Call Interception
• Spy Calls
• Spying on BBM

It’s pretty clichéd to say that we are ‘proud’ or ‘excited’. The reality, after months of waiting for a jailbreak, ‘pleasure of ejaculatory proportions’ would be a more honest description. Before telling you why, lets look at some history to put things into context.

Users of FlexiSPY have already enjoyed call interception and spy call since in 2007. If you had a Nokia Symbian, Windows Mobile, or Blackberry (remember those?) you’d have the pleasure of listening to a phone call as it happened. You would also be able to make the device auto answer incoming call with no indication on the display, so you could hear what was happening around the device.

Fast forward to December 2013.

It’d been several months without any jailbreak for iOS7, and the world was as barren of interesting development challenges as a post-menopausal granny. The team was limited to carrying out thought experiments and fantasy development that exercised the imagination like good porn.

But then Santa came down the chimney bearing gifts that lit the iOS guys up like a pile of firecrackers – the iOS7 jailbreak had arrived!

Energized by this news, and supplemented by the caffeine drips, they started working on several cool ideas for iOS7. Apple, being the cunts they are, have changed many things, including a inter process security requirements. Adding insult to injury, mobile substrate no longest supports the hooks we need – more thinking, more stimulants are called for.

Eventually, after four weeks of nonstop, continual work, the team cracked all three problems, and the world’s most powerful iPhone spy software was delivered into the loving arms of the marketing team.

Anyway, expect a flurry of activity in outsourced code shops in Belarus and Bangalore, as the usual suspects try to copy us

For the general public, be aware that no other company can do call interception, so they resort to selling something of a different nature entirely, call interception deception.

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